The Hobbit | Modern Bagginshield!AU
Bilbo Baggins is the owner and operator of Bag End Tea Garden - it is not a cafe, thank you very much - which his parents left to him after their deaths. Although his days are full of good food, (mostly) pleasant company, and relaxing landscapes, he just can’t help but feel like something’s missing.
Thorin Oakenshield is the president of Erebor Jewelers, a company that has been in his family for generations. Sometimes he wishes it wasn’t such a family affair, particularly after his sister Dis books a very important showcase of their spring jewelry line at a local tea garden.
He has to admit, the gardens are very lovely - if you like that sort of thing - and the tea is perfectly brewed - although he prefers coffee - but there’s just something about the owner that drives Thorin mad.
And yet, Thorin can’t stop himself from returning for another cup of tea. And Bilbo can’t help but anticipate his most frustrating customer ever.
If any of you were wondering, sebastian smells like magic SO PERFECT (also I’m proud to say that I felt his scruff and he is a doll in person, seriously he is so so sweet)
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
“I’m losing my power…"
DEREK HALE + 4.05, I.E.D.
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.
This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.