Detour for You
Hi, Matt here, 20, a civil engineering major(wtf I chose).
I wish to just live with fandoms I ship.

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

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artofobsession:

Warm-up Ziall, just holding hands and being incredibly fond.

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craicthatniall:

let’s focus on his stubble

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teamfreesnuggles:

daenerys targaryen is everything i aspire to be in life

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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

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twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

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paineds:

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

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http://snookienookie.tumblr.com/post/83598832400

ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and…

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castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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meetcute-s:

apfelgranate:

zan77:

Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?

your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre

(quigonejinn)

teacupnosaucer

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fara1903:

dob on We Heart It.

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